What Should I call This Invention?
The City Lights
If I had a nickel for every time I said ‘thank God for eccentric billionaires!’ I could probably become one myself. But now I’ll say it again, because some Australian billionaire named Clive Palmer is going to make a new Titanic (the ship, not movie) which is expected to set sail from England to America in 2016.
First lady on board to find a dude named Jack and say ‘draw me like one of your french girls’ should win all of the lifeboats as an award for crossing off the ultimate bucket list item.
(It will be me. I will win.)